1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.
2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”
2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”
Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”
2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”
Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
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