To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
Get the Red Velvet Cookiemug. by psudeom January 30, 2018
Get the Cookie Dookiemug. by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016
Get the Chocolate chip cookie with white frostingmug. When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011
Get the Cookie Shlongstermug. A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.
by majhat October 4, 2016
Get the Cookie Tablemug. by Red cookie May 24, 2016
Get the red cookiemug. 