When you constantly have a boner, no matter the circumstances of what's happening. You're constantly turned on by everything. Some things like blondes in Nike Pro shorts can make you instantly have an Orgasm.
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There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.
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