Air Marshal John

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.

Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.

by CTOilMan July 26, 2022

Rawdogging Air

Walking around without a mask on. Traveling without a mask, taking a meeting without a mask. Being in public without a mask. Breathing without a mask on, basically.

Look at Steve, he's just rawdogging air. He'll definitely get Covid.
It was great to be in Texas - everyone was just rawdogging air. You never see that here in California!
Bro, have you flown lately? It's legal to just rawdog air now!

by CTOilMan July 26, 2022

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

air

An invisible thing called an atmosphere of earth (bruh, who gonna remember that). Don't you wonder if it's killing u? Like, it only allows a human to live 100 yrs? Like a slow killer?

Ex, when u inhale, a thing goes in ur nose, that air

by Ikki Ikki IKKIIIIII November 2, 2021

In the air

Having your ass in the air while watching porn, the act of solo sexual activity.

Person 1: Why does no one talk to her?
Person 2: Cause she was caught in the air last night.

by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021

in the air

Having your ass in the airs while watching porn, solo sexual activity.

Person 1: Why are they grounded?
Person 2: They were caught in the air last night.

by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021

California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.

Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!

by Teleflux September 11, 2021