Egg

Chicken armor.

The chicken is protected by its egg

by Yeetenhiemers September 30, 2019

Hater Eggs

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of throwing hate at that person in the metaphorical form of getting "egg on your face."

Why do you keep throwing hater eggs at everyone?

by SirJimble October 2, 2019

Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019

Eggs on the high shelf

Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.

Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.

by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019

egg energy

The power and might to devour thousands of eggs in one sitting

Danny DeVito has egg energy!

by DanielTheDannyDeVitoLover October 15, 2019

square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay

Damn That Bitch A Square Egg

by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018