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Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011
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Fecal Fucking

PayMoneyWubby coined the phrase. Another term for anal intercourse.
Use it well.
That girl threw it back and we had some great fecal fucking.
by SheMcNasty June 23, 2021
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Fuck Face

A person whom oozes ignorance, and does so with an open mouth and a closed mind.
"Did you hear what Bob did to BooBoo?"

"No."
"He slept with her sister!!"
"That Fuck Face!!"
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Fuck

WHAT THE FUCK!?

THE FUCKING DOG ATE MY FUCKING SLIPPER AGAIN!!
by C & C<3. S & J<3 February 26, 2019
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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
by pee675894320573956678954895 March 28, 2022
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French Fuck

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.
by The10ne December 11, 2023
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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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