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National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus
by Mememaser April 18, 2020
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Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

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by The River Walker February 16, 2021
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Fucking retard

The name you were called at least once if you ever had a sibling.
Me: Hey, Paul what's up?
My brother: Nothing you fucking retard.
Me: k
by peterthemeatbeater April 16, 2018
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Fuck Me Cuddle Me

When you dont want to be love fucked, you just want that fuck me cuddle me (FMCM) vibe with your boo, friend or pal. Fuck me real good, cum and squeeze my hand as our fingers interlock, and cuddle/spoon me tightly afterwards.
I wanna you to fuck me cuddle me real good, on repeat.
by StrawberriesRMedicine April 26, 2022
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Bro Fuck

A Bro Fuck is when you want to help the boys relieve some stress with a fuck but having sex with a guy is gay.
"Hey man I've been feeling really stressed lately "Oh yeah man I got you lemme just give you a quick bro fuck
by deyggo March 11, 2021
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Oh fuck, run!

When your walking the streets at 11:30 with the boys and someone in the woods throws rocks at you
Did you just throw rocks at me? *everyone says no* OH FUCK, RUN!
by Dillmann June 23, 2019
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