You can fuck your gf ass without her complaining without using any protection and can nut on it.
Under no circumstance this should be avoided
Under no circumstance this should be avoided
by Urdearlove March 27, 2021

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier
Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!
by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

When your mom opens your door while she knows that you live streaming Minecraft on twitch and tells you to give her a kiss.
by Ghx5t February 16, 2022

by fortniteballsniggers12345 January 15, 2024

by ergerl June 23, 2015

Homie 1) You lay down 20,I lay down 20. I'll buy that 40 for 30, you make 10 I make 10....
Homie 2) Fucks with you money!!
A lucrative mutual endeavor...
Homie 2) Fucks with you money!!
A lucrative mutual endeavor...
by Trailer Park Gangsta October 27, 2021
