When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"
by Urduja Lansaguin June 10, 2022
by loudclearbueaty April 27, 2017
Boobie (\ˈbü-bē\) (noun)
Salad (\ˈsaləd\) (Noun)
An arrangement, similar to a salad, of boobies in a small ceramic dish and placed on a large pedestal for all to view.
Salad (\ˈsaləd\) (Noun)
An arrangement, similar to a salad, of boobies in a small ceramic dish and placed on a large pedestal for all to view.
by Ndisario95 March 16, 2015
When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 06, 2023
The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull
by @$$blaster November 08, 2021
A homesexual vouyer and peeping tom. Is sometimes mistaken as a scot or vision of Lucifer disguised as Holstein milk cow. Can,be seen throwing gang signs around, a very short fat retarded boy named Damuelsaurus who isnt strictly a dick only gay boi like Salad Boy. They dont,do much in life until the stop ODing themselves by intravenous injection of pure black tar rooster jizz.
Hot woman:.. Look that guy has very small dirty penis..I bet hes a mudturtle.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.
by Sgt badmuthfer June 19, 2022