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National Porn Day

January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.
Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?
by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 14, 2019
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porn exchange program

A program where friends trade their old, boring porn with their friends,so that they have a wider variety. Very cost effective in these tough economic times.
Joe has watched "Doing Miss Daisy" so many times that it was boring so he traded it to Pat for his" Beth does Boston ." Both were pleased with their porn exchange program.
by Daisy55 November 12, 2009
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brazilian fart porn

It's exactly what it sounds like.
That Brazilian fart porn we just watch had it all, Brazilians and farting.
by drzimo December 14, 2009
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post porn blues

The feeling of disgust in ones self when climaxing mid porn and having to continue viewing the porno.
I was watching some heaps dirty porno, finished before it ended and had to deal with the post porn blues. I felt so dirty.
by shxhckl September 24, 2011
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Porn Website Spammer

Retarded men who think being a women makes them track to for an example
CUMPUSSY.io
Or some shit like that
Porn website spammer: the girl cumasspussy.io really loves your videos

Normal commenter 1: eww go away nigger nobody likes you
Normal commenter 2: yeah I agree go away stupid fag
YouTube: ignores the porn site comment
YouTube: reports the 2 normal commenters for no reason
by TriggeringNerdsSince1799 June 21, 2022
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The Porn Cinematic Universe

When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched
Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again
by Tim The Wise June 12, 2021
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Whale Porn Enthusiast

Someone who watches whale or other aquatic animals perform sexual acts.
Jake loves going to the aquarium, he must be a Whale Porn Enthusiast.
by ILikeGoldDragons April 6, 2017
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