Jake

A trashy man who acts like a nice guy, but certainly isn’t. Jake will follow you home from the grocery store because “he wanted your number”. Jake never goes to jail

Hey! I was leaving the grocery store and an when I got home it said an AirTag had been following me for 15 minutes. I ransacked my car and found the tag enscribed Jake.

by Longslit May 1, 2022

jake iminson

Jake Iminson is clever, cute, funny and smart. When he smiles you can’t help but smile back.

i Wish jake Iminson would ask me out!

by Orangerabbit77 April 9, 2019

Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!

Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!

by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021

Jake Leto

Bro you spelt my name wrong it’s letto

Jake Leto is not a calculus genius but letto sure is.

by Littleretroship April 8, 2022

Jake pauler

A stupid person who subscribed to jake Paul. If you don't know jake Paul means cancer. And his brother loan Paul means herpes.

Moral of the story: don't become a jake pauler

by DarkAngel1 September 15, 2019

Jake Raying

An overuse of words without any thought behind it.

You just be Jake Raying bro.

by HenryRoland May 14, 2023

Jake

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.

STOP CALLING ME WOMAN, JAKE

by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020