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Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.
I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
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pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"
by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023
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urban pickle

An urban pickle is an infected penis, or a man that has a STD such as Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes etc. A penis so infected pus may be coming out, or sores on it. Described this way, because of how a pickle is green with bumps on the outside.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
" Girl, the only thing I see in this club is a jar full of Urban Pickles..."
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"
by RMB68 September 25, 2016
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pickle chungus

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"Yo dude did you watch the game last night, it had pickle chungus in it!"
"yeah dude, that was totally bodacious yum yums!!" *pats belly*
by picklechungaloid August 11, 2025
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Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment
When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter
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Smythe Pickle Tickle

A lewd and lascivious act that is center to the Pickle incident .
Adam Smythe got banned last night in the pickle incident. Word is that he tried the olde Smythe Pickle Tickle on the server.
by Karlach February 13, 2024
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Pickles

Good girl pickles
by Emanboifacehead December 2, 2021
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