banana cunt

another form of twat waffle; used when you're smoking.

kali, you're such a banana cunt.

by dinaaaxdisaster February 23, 2009

Banana Peel Dick

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's

You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

by Cap'n Douche March 05, 2012

Red Banana... What?

The appropriate reaction for seeing a Red Banana

"Hey, dude you've seen the three colours of Banana's?"
"But Bananas are two colours, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Bananas"
"Red Banana... What?"

by Luna Moth October 22, 2020

Black part of a Banana

The thing that your mom said its okay to eat

mom: why wont you finish your banana?
me: thats the black part of a banana no way im eating that.
mom: so?
me: its weird and gross
dad: so is your moms pussy but i still ate it

by BreadTaken January 11, 2021

Banana Pizza Cutter

Soraka's auto attack. It slices people like a pizza cutter...shaped like a banana.

I was playing League of Legends last night and Soraka killed me with her banana pizza cutter.

by Bobohmygodanotherone June 25, 2013

banana split dick

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.

Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

mr. banana head

a man with a huge dick, that uses it for prostitution, strip tease. fucks with women for money

We had fun with Mr. Banana Head.

by H1232 July 06, 2005