Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.

Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.

by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023

Smoke show

Bombshell, sexy, smoking hot babymomma

My baby momma Danielle is a smoke show

by [e-mail] May 23, 2023

national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022

Cure for Smoking

A koenigsegg CCX

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.

by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011

Smoke green blow white

A play on the phrase 'Go Green, Go White' used by students of Michigan State University when smoking weed or after seeing someone else smoking weed. Used in the same fashion as Go Green, Go White, where the call 'Smoke green' warrants the response 'Blow white'.

"I see you with the blunt man, smoke green!"
"Blow white! Hell yeah."

"You know the vibes it's smoke green blow white every fuckin day!"

"Smoke Green!"
"Blow White!"

by lead.buy.example May 4, 2023

north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.

Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.

by jandro22 February 12, 2017

smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024