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Funniest person

“She is the funniest person I ever met”
by L.H.A_ July 16, 2022
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Person Garage

The place where you put all of your friends that you aren't very close with (i.e. the back of your phone/social media accounts). You don't talk or hangout with them very often, so they end up buried underneath all of your other social media conversations.
*person sends you unfunny meme for the 20th time*

You: someone's going in my person garage.
by yeppbrep July 13, 2021
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baltimore person

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.
That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”
by theovondictionary July 18, 2023
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Best Personality

Something that the most attractive person may not necessarily have.
1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?

Norm: Yeah.

Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!

Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?

3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
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Really Fat Person

Collin Hennon
Man That Really Fat Person Is Takeinf food that Could Be Used In Africa. LIKE GOD FAT PERSON SHARE THE WEALTH NOT DIBEATES
by Angry toast May 14, 2022
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Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
by Youarealobster August 2, 2022
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