The Real

An exclusive group of high class individuals

“Can I join the real?”

“NO”

by Comic_pdog December 4, 2022

Realness

The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something

Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"

by ujiria November 4, 2023

International Real Nigga Day

On December 6th the realest most honorable people are born. Can also be a day when real nights are celebrated globally. Can be shortened to Real Nigga Day too.

Martin: It’s my birthday!
Trey: Happy international real nigga day!

by Yung Dustpan December 5, 2024

Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021

real

You use this word when you feel so alone or depressed or sad or hopeless that words cant express.

Person 1: Yoooo look at them they are kissing behind that tree
Person 2: real...

by TitaniumArctic November 19, 2023

ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

by emotional damage 2.0 November 10, 2022

REAL SMART CANT

A group of people in the esoteric network that probably SWAYS you in how you act and controls the outcomes of almost everything crucial except never nature ultimately.

You are successful in this LIFE when you finally made the REAL SMART CANT and I recommend a trip to the CANT LAS VEGAS VALLEY WHOLE and CANT MCCAU for starters butt there are other places too.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021