Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024

A Brick ‘n’ half that

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.

“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.

by Booland March 18, 2019

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Half Hermit

A person who sits in a secluded indoor area with a selective group of people.

The half hermit would only sit in an indoor corner with the same 3 people.

by A person who is alive November 6, 2014

half-nephew-in-law

1. The son-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The son of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-aunt-in-law

1- Half-pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-aunt.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021