L mutual

When your close friend or buddy does some fatherless activities

Friend:ur trash
"L mutual"

by Braindead mf December 13, 2021

Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

Cheek Mute

Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.

I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.

by rpcgal January 18, 2022

Bicoid Mutant

A type of genetic disorder in fruit flies where they have a butt instead of a head, and so therefore a science way of calling someone a butthead

You are being such a bicoid mutant rn!!!

by SexyBoi23 January 21, 2022

kodok mutaqqi

Kodok mutaqqi Is a known rare species, using the word "kodok mutaqqi" it means something very legendary has occurred

El : Yooo i got this heirloom shards in apex what does it do?
John : WAT, THATS A KODOK MUTAQQI!!!
El : NO WAY!!!!

by AmogusIsReal420 February 15, 2022

Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.

An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.

by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022

Lillie muthafuck

I don't give a Lillimuthafuck about you

I don't give a Lillie muthafuck about you

by anonymous February 28, 2022