Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020

jake

Usually resembles a worm, sloth or animal of that sort.

''Wow, Jake is such a worm.''
''I know right, or maybe a sloth?''

by Im a ant September 24, 2020

Jake

Jake is that one guy who buys modes for minecraft bedrock.

Geez Jake, you bought that bedwars luckyblock mode?

by TotallyNotTurtle September 24, 2020

Jake Crepezzi

He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is

Jake Crepezzi is not bisexual and hates brooke Christian

by Jake Crepezzi September 29, 2020

Jake

A guy with 9 incher

Daiam hes a jake if ive ever seen

by homojox October 1, 2020

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020