Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Five Check

The male version of a Bitch slap.

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.

by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023

five star nigga

a 5 star nigga is HIM

Jay is a five star nigga ( @kkashz )

by kkashz April 13, 2023

Five

nights at Freddy's

Yo, I just heard Five nights at Freddy’s Security Breach is getting free DLC soon!

by springtrap the real May 30, 2022