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angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021
mugGet the angy little sussy drunk manmug.

Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
mugGet the Sleep Drunkmug.

Drunk Ho

When you are drunk the night before and Super gung ho about plans the next day but when the next day comes you are not having it.
After 6 whiskeys we say "Let's brew beer tomorrow". Your Homey says "Drunk Ho", because you are both really excited tonight, but tomorrow you are not having it.
by Dariddlah79 November 29, 2020
mugGet the Drunk Homug.

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.
Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."
by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022
mugGet the If im drunk enough...mug.

Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
by Psedhduru July 15, 2019
mugGet the Drunk textingmug.

Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.
I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.
by MagicMairou June 16, 2023
mugGet the Assault Drunkmug.

e-drunk

Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.
The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?
by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020
mugGet the e-drunkmug.

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