candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

Drunk

You know... That good feeling you are having after 10 cups of "Red Bull"

5 years old kid: "Mom Am drunk..."

Mom: "You did not have to drink 10 cups of energy drink Billy"

by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017

Your unc a drunk

Another familial insult

You: your unc a drunk
Tim: f u cc

by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards March 16, 2018

drunk publish

When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.

The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.

Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.

Person 2- Pity you usually forget.

by Lady of the Valley February 4, 2010

Dixie Drunk

Taking shots out of Dixie cups because your too lazy to clean your shot glasses or you're too poor to afford one.

Damnit where are all the shot glasses? Man I donno, let's just get Dixie drunk.

by Hocksean10 July 21, 2016

Drunk Wrangler

A person / friend who is tasked with wrangling and controlling a group of drunks

Friend one "I'm not drinking tonight"
Friend two "I guess you'll be the drunk Wrangler"

by Drunk tard December 12, 2024

Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.

My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."

by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011