Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Slam Dunk Drunk

Newly popularised term meaning the same as “hammered”, “leathered” or “plastered”

Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk

by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021

Drunk

The amazing state of mind where,
You are no longer simply drinking the beer,
You ARE the beer.

omg *intoxicated laughter* i'm drunk lol

by poppity poppins the chicken pi December 21, 2021

Drunk

What I am right am right now. I an oretty drink rn. Kinds feels like i an s lol. Everuthing i think is fun. Plz help me

Wow i am preety drunk

by SuperiorIndian69420 November 22, 2022

drunk bum

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.

I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum

by Lolimretarded April 29, 2016

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.

Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."

by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014