male douche

A guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't because he's still able to have sex with her. His penis is the douche.

Evan is being such a male douche. He needs to break up with his girlfriend for good.

by Gregory W. S. October 18, 2009

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douche bag

A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.

When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.

by Catechism September 7, 2007

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The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.

"After todays desk-douche, I finally found that sales report for those bastards in accounting."

by CMD-1537 February 8, 2010

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douche bag

pussy deodorant, when a person is usually persistent at something and won't give up.

guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!

by Fox audacious muncher December 22, 2008

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