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Quacking Chickens

Quacking chickens is another term for duck. Which is another term for fuck. When u are texting or talking to someone and you can not use fuck people often say duck. But most people know what that really means and may still get mad. So, use quacking chickens to give people a laugh instead. That way while you are mad they are vulnerable because they are laughing and you have a good opportunity for revenge. Anyways, remember to stay safe and don’t kill in a very public spot.

Also this phrase helps not confuse people into thinking you’re saying duck so you don’t hit your head.
“I’m so quacking chickens mad.”

“Look at all them quacking chickens”

“Fuck!”
“LANGUAGE!”
“sorry, DUCK!”
I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU’RE GROUNDED!”

“QUACKING CHICKENS!”
“Hahah what?”
“Oh nothing”
by quacking chickens November 4, 2020
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chicken swizzle

A sexual manoeuvre in which one or more of the participants will guzzle down as much chicken as humanly possible before climaxing.
Last night Marcus and I chicken swizzled for hours
by Spooketh February 22, 2021
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headless chicken

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.
Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!
by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022
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chicken range

A place to legally go and pay for sex, aka a whore house
Hey Andy, lets go to the chicken range to lose our virginity.
by L337sc00t4r January 4, 2014
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chicken jamshot

Polaroid photos that you put on the table of you fucking the roasted chicken that everyone but you is eating.
Dean flipped the chicken jamshots of the oven stuffer roaster he fucked onto the table for everyone to see. Dean's sister didn't even blink.
by jazzballer March 10, 2016
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chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties
“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”
by chicken monk May 19, 2019
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chicken hoarder

1.) person who enjoys company of many chickens
Man my dad loves his 200 chickens, he's such a chicken hoarder.
by Damndatgurl June 29, 2016
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