Anal Jowster

A sharp poop. Usually hurts.

If I don't get more fiber in my diet I'll continue to let out anal jowsters.

by Johnny Vixen June 12, 2005

Anal Seepage

Is my best friend.

Osmo: "Who's your best friend?"

Kelmo: "Anal seepage!!!!"

by itsjacksond00d December 31, 2009

anal soup

an anal soup is when a man is analay screwing a women and she trys to have a dump at the same time whilst having diorhha.When the contents of the womans anaus come out it resembles a brown soup.

Dave: hey i found a bowl of soup in the fridge last night.
Jim: ye that was my girl friends anal soup
dave proceedes to throw up

by joskin 101 April 29, 2009

anal michael

A person who likes anal, anal raping, anything rectal. the person often has disturbing amounts of anal rituals.
The term can be used in insulting, either as 'anal', 'michael' or 'anal michael'. A useful comeback in arguments.
'Anal rachel' is a similar term but hasnt as much effect as anal rachel isnt anal. anal michael is however..

person1: At least i'm not anal!
person2: at least im not michael!
p1:yeah well...at least im not rachel!
p2: shup..ANAL MICHAEL!
p1: at least im not russian!
p2: wtf?! you cant say that! .. anal ..

and so on..

by tchuhanal August 15, 2006

pictoral anal

when you shove a picture frame up someones ass

ADRIENNE: hey mary do you think you have seen all of the crazy sex analogies out there
MARY: oh yea Adrienne, I have all of thoes covered
ADRIENNE: well...what about the pictoral anal
MARY: oh god whats that
ADRIENNE: its when you shove a picture frame up your bf's ass
MARY: I'll have to give that one a try next time!!!

by spellmynamerightforoncebitch December 14, 2010

anal triangle

three girls getting fucked in the ass while listening to pink floyd

bro later at the party we are doing the anal triangle!

by daddy sausage May 9, 2019

anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.

John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010