Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Drunk Friar

A body shot, in which alcohol is poured in a man's foreskin. Is sometimes also refered/ called 'Brother Tom is drowning'

The club got crazy when Marcus asked to try a Drunk Friar with his new friend.

by Büldr September 26, 2022

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

Dixie Drunk

Taking shots out of Dixie cups because your too lazy to clean your shot glasses or you're too poor to afford one.

Damnit where are all the shot glasses? Man I donno, let's just get Dixie drunk.

by Hocksean10 July 21, 2016

Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019