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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.
The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.
by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022
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zoom train

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.
Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?
by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020
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train faded

more than 3 mind altering substances in the body system
Reese got super train faded. She smoked a bowl, shotgunned a white claw, and snorted addy at the party.
by terrycrewsboobs July 17, 2020
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Toxic Gossip Train

Toxic Gossip Train is an expression utilized by people to construct a narrative of animosity and hostility. It presents people's presumptions as well as evidence that is both credible and misleading. The individual responds to the criticisms by singing or speaking in front of a camera or directly.
Person A: Someone made an apology video by singing and they summarized the criticisms as a "Toxic Gossip Train".

Person B: That's a first for everything I guess. Anyway always be rational.
mugGet the Toxic Gossip Trainmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Cow Train

Cow training is when a guy or girl have sex and the guy cums in that person and they end up havjngb I squirt out all the cum, but is also meant to be offensive .
Girl 1: You probably Cow train every night. Girl 2: You probably do the same don’t lie about it.
by Getty litty bitty January 3, 2019
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