Sam

An attractive nerd, usually well built

Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

Sam

Sams are always amazing people. They fall in love easily, but usually those people love them too! They have amazing hair, they're funny, artistic, and smart. They're also really hot, but don't cross a Sam. They will beat your ass.

Guy 1: Damn, I wish I was dating Sam. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Me too..she's really smart and funny...

by The Half Blood January 7, 2022

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam

Sams are smart people and likes to sit on downys

Sam sat on the downy

by Bitch licks October 17, 2021

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

Sam the black man

A black man of the name of Sam who likes men that have a bunch of saliva in there mouths

Sam-oh Conner oh how I love you

Conner-Sam imma be straight I want yo 12 inch bbc in my tiny ass Sam the black man

by D m c February 12, 2023

nathan loves sam more

nathan loves sam more and thats a fact.

nathan loves sam more an thats scientifically proven

by kezzu November 23, 2024