A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.
I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
Get the Fickle pickle mug.When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.
Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023
Get the pickled wiener mug.An urban pickle is an infected penis, or a man that has a STD such as Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes etc. A penis so infected pus may be coming out, or sores on it. Described this way, because of how a pickle is green with bumps on the outside.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
" Girl, the only thing I see in this club is a jar full of Urban Pickles..."
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"
by RMB68 September 25, 2016
Get the urban pickle mug.oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
by talkplaymore May 6, 2023
Get the whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP mug.Place where people of the gay nature tend to congregate and exchange various sexual favors for compensation.
by FredSanford819 March 30, 2015
Get the Pickle Raffle mug.The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.
Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.
by HorseCoq August 25, 2025
Get the Punjabi Pickle Twist mug.by Ellienymt December 7, 2022
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