Bowling

When you have sex when your parents are home and they mistake the sound for pins

I got to go bowling with my gf last night

by Johnny Indy September 27, 2018

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025

super bowl

if eating were like making money (from commercials mostly, in this case), the NFL's "Super Bowl" (and other college "bowl" games), then the American football stadium "bowl" (as seen zoomed out), sure is "super" to those certain business people making all that money.

Would you rather have soup or bowl.. of MONEY! from the Super Bowl? I know our advertising department's got a superbowl to eat off of with that recent deal made.

by kikibo22 November 27, 2019

Mexican soup bowl

A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.

"last night i was a bit hungry so i made a mexican soup bowl"

by Thermex March 29, 2018

Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".

My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".

by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.

He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.

by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024