The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025
Get the Wotsit Wankmug. A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022
Get the Full Kit Wankmug. When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
by IndiLee November 9, 2023
Get the Jealousy Wankingmug. i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.
by T-monks September 3, 2016
Get the Mis-wankmug. It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence
Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!
by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018
Get the wank and stankmug. "oh my co workers were on the wank today, it was doing my nut"
"I got stuck with Gary on carpool, he was on the wank about his hatred of Greenpeace supporters and then he hit a cyclist."
"I got stuck with Gary on carpool, he was on the wank about his hatred of Greenpeace supporters and then he hit a cyclist."
by Hairy Gee May 23, 2024
Get the On the wankmug. by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024
Get the French Wankmug.