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Wotsit Wank

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!
by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025
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Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank
by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022
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Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.
When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
by IndiLee November 9, 2023
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Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.
i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.
by T-monks September 3, 2016
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wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence
Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!
by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018
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On the wank

Bitching about nothing; excessive complaining for no good reason.
"oh my co workers were on the wank today, it was doing my nut"

"I got stuck with Gary on carpool, he was on the wank about his hatred of Greenpeace supporters and then he hit a cyclist."
by Hairy Gee May 23, 2024
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French Wank

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.
by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024
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