piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.

Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam

The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.

by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023

Greebly-Wank

When die-hard fans of a film or franchise create elaborate backstories for things that ultimately had no real purpose, such as greeblys used in production design elements

Look at that absolute nerd, he created a whole Greebly-wank Wiki page on Darth Maul's earring

by Toodarnloud February 8, 2024

whizz wank

Where you wank at an extremely fast speed

'im just off for a whizz wank, im done :D'

by ninjaabill December 21, 2009

mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.

mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over

by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank job

by mrs tosser October 6, 2025