hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

spray can rebuild

Painting an engine with a spray can and installing it in a vehicle(without rebuilding it) with the expectation that it will perform well.

I didn't feel like tearing my engine down to refresh it. So a couple cans of spray paint will make this spray can rebuild last for years of abuse.

by Engine Machinist March 25, 2017

Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

Can

Can is a really cool boy in germany we call girls, kahba and the ,,kahbas‘‘ wants his dingdong

His insta is cano.046

by Fenasi_kerim November 21, 2021

i can show u the world

i can show you the worlddd :)

A WHOLE NEWW WORLDDDDDD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWW

ahahah slay

i can show u the worldddd, shining shimmering splendid

by Aladdin_showutheworld February 21, 2023