Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.

Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.

by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021

Lucas short

He loves fortnite and Minecraft and roleplays

Lucas short your cart poggersq

by BusyCade2 September 18, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

cooler shorter bestfriend day

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days

you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day

by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021

Strawberry shortcake icecream

Icecream with vanilla and strawberry cream mixed with shortcake crumbs

This strawberry shortcake icecream is sooooo goood

by Ice cream guru January 24, 2022

Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022