Sam

An attractive nerd, usually well built

Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

Sam

A power-hungry traitor who will lie to and murder you and your friends to save their own ass.

“Friendship ain’t worth shit.” -Sam

by Tommy Angelo November 25, 2022

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

sam welsh

Some clingy ass mofo that is far too sensitive

Dom: shut up jack
Jack: stop being mean or I'm going off
Adam: stop being a sam welsh

by anonymous November 22, 2021

sam gibson

Always the person you say your name is when you get told off

Boss/Teacher:Whats your name (because you did something wrong
You:Sam Gibson

by Barbie_girl_lover420 July 3, 2023

Sam McCormack

Banana batty, a cute koka noodle can be used as a chopping board for conor murphys. Hairline stuck like shit to a blanket.

Mia king came out the bottle and munched on conor Murphy, Sam McCormack munchies

by AnklesIThinkNot April 13, 2019

Sam

All f1 trivia, no bitches.

Sam loves Lewis Hamilton.

by A55muncher June 9, 2023