uwu in my pants

When someone has a love boner in their pants ❤️❣️💕💓💗💖

Baby, I got a phat uwu in my pants right now.
Omg you just gave me a uwu in my pants.
Baby I love you, I'm uwu-ing in my pants right now.

by busta-gorl May 4, 2019

shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014

Dirty Pant Leg

Slang for a despised Mexican.

That dirty pant leg stole my shoe!

by Halo_Storm November 26, 2009

scold your pants

phrase meaning to beat someone at a form of competition or to insult someone

-What's that score!? Yeah, 25 frags to 6! Scold your mother fuckin pants!
-Shut your mouth before i scold your pants you retard.

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

crease your pants

v. To have sex. The term comes from when pants are on the ground for a night, they tend to get creases in them.

Bridget: So, who's creasing your pants?
Ellie: None of your business.

Keith: So I creased my pants last night...

Mark: So I got my pants creased last night...

Beth: I've been creasing Keith's pants since January 08.

Lenny: Hey Jill, I'd like to crease your pants.

by MC Hammer II January 21, 2009

Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

cat in ya pants

to have a cat in ones pants

Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!

by wierdlass February 12, 2008