National Porn Day

January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.

Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?

by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 14, 2019

Gay Porn Club

The Gay Porn Club is a exclusive club who makes gays pornos. This club consists of a bunch of people, and features LeafyIsHere and Dolan Dark. The club often watches gay porn together and strokes each other's dicks. Nobody knows how to get into this amazing club, but we can all dream.

"Omg did you see the Gay Porn Clubs new porno yet? I heard it was amazing and make everyone super wet!"

"The Gay Porn Club is amazing!"

by Betta Splendens July 27, 2016

brazilian fart porn

It's exactly what it sounds like.

That Brazilian fart porn we just watch had it all, Brazilians and farting.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

post porn blues

The feeling of disgust in ones self when climaxing mid porn and having to continue viewing the porno.

I was watching some heaps dirty porno, finished before it ended and had to deal with the post porn blues. I felt so dirty.

by shxhckl September 24, 2011

political porn

A form of political propaganda and communism seen in the news. Political porn also refers to a few controversial news networks such as CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. A few examples of political porn on these networks include things such as communism, political correctness, political incorrectness, bureaucracy, dictatorship, immigration, President Trump, travel ban, NASA missions to the Moon or Mars or Jupiter and discovering new planets and science, World War III, Great Depression II, and future US states such as Puerto Rico, Cuba, Bahamas, Jamaica, and Long Island. CNN and other networks use this political porn to brainwash Americans into thinking that this stuff is "politically correct" when it's not. Political porn is bad for Americans as it is for modern society.

Dad: I'm going to watch CNN for an hour so I can see what's going on in the news.
20 Year Old Son: Don't watch that! CNN is political porn!
Dad: What's political porn?
20 Year Old Son: It's the many lies of the news in the world like CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
Dad: Well I need to find out what's going on in America.
20 Year Old Son: Then watch ABC News, NBC News, PIX 11, or Sarcasm News Tonight. Don't watch the Communist News Network!
Dad: What's the Communist News Network?
20 Year Old Son: CNN!
Dad: Ok then, I won't watch political porn.

by mattysponge1999 October 2, 2019

clean porn

a waste of your time waste of your time

"What's clean porn?"
"….a waste of your time"

by Danny Avendale April 1, 2015

Porn Website Spammer

Retarded men who think being a women makes them track to for an example
CUMPUSSY.io
Or some shit like that

Porn website spammer: the girl cumasspussy.io really loves your videos

Normal commenter 1: eww go away nigger nobody likes you
Normal commenter 2: yeah I agree go away stupid fag
YouTube: ignores the porn site comment
YouTube: reports the 2 normal commenters for no reason

by TriggeringNerdsSince1799 June 21, 2022