Kevin

Annoying, Loud, Short

You are being such a Kevin!

by hgdfjhsdgfbdh January 25, 2023

Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love

You ok Kevin the Penguin?

by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022

Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

Kevin O'Brien

KOB for short

Absolute melt. Wears shit shirts.

"You sir, replicate the stature of Kevin O'Brien."

"Bruv you look like a propa KOB"

by Mercer2018 October 25, 2018

kevin bozo

the type of person to play basketball and be blasian. he also walks in slow motion and he is probably friends with someone named kervin. he is cool

His name is Kevin Bozo

by cacasuperhead October 18, 2023

kevin clines

Kevin clines are for faggot ass retards who like a piece of shit style.

Hey i got Kevin clines aperal that means you are a retarded faggot.

by DeeezNutzzz April 28, 2016

Kevin David

Marketing Guru, YouTube Mega Educator, Shopify Expert, Amazon FBA Millionaire, Clickfunnels $10M Club, Honest fun guy.

Kevin David teaches all he knows about erning a living online in his final offering Digital Course Secrets the link is in the tags.

Kevin David may be retiring after only 24months with $10 million in the bank and $1 million a month residual income!! He is releasing one last course.

by Godaddy Dave May 18, 2019