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kevin

a lightskin corny dude who is a tryhard at fortnite
get a load of kevin
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Kevin

He's called Kevin because his name is Kevin.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.
Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy2: We call him Kevin
Guy1: Why?
Guy2: Because his name is Kevin.
by RiguRagu November 22, 2018
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Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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Kevin

He’s the man.

Jk. Kevin is the most chill guy ever. He will put up with your bs, have your back in most situations, and has a good sense of humour. Once you get to know the guy, you’ll never forget him.
Kevin is cool
by Trisran December 8, 2021
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Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake
"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"
by NBAValentino November 24, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin has a long cock
by anonymous September 28, 2021
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Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.
by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017
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