June 30

The day of sleeping
Well, you have to be late on every meeting this day

- Ah, shit, I was supposed to be here at 12 am
- On June 30th you're allowed to be there at 1 pm, baby :)

by qwertybruvv June 30, 2023

june 30

a day to celebrate the men with pretty dicks

“man i heard it’s june 30th! we should probably go visit jake.”

“yeah we should”

by bunnyznh June 30, 2023

June 24th 2027

The time all monkeys will go to jail

random guy: hey monkey June 24th 2027

monkey: *monkey noises*

by Roxeb_ September 4, 2023

June 24th 2027

the time all monkeys will go to jail

Random guy: hey monkey June 24th 2027

Monkey: *monkey noises*

by Roxeb_ September 4, 2023

June 12

June 12 is New York Day, the day New York was founded

Person A: “June 12 is New York Day!”
Person B: “Hip Hip, Hooray!"

Originally published 9/17/1999

by user1011001 July 11, 2024

June 4th

my birthday

june 4th is a good birthday to have

if your birthday is on june 4th, good job.

Person 1: "hey whats today?"
Person 2: "oh uh, i dunno, june 4th"
*Person 3 emerges from the ground*
Perosn 3: THATS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*all the people born on june 4th emerge from the ground and celebrate*

by larry4liferrrr August 3, 2024

June 2

Whoever’s birthday this is is super depressed and wants to dies bc they don’t have the support they need. It’s super sad. Get them help

Oh my god dude ____ was born on June 2 we need to get him help.

by Lleexxii_luvsc4 August 4, 2024