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Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."
by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012
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White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”
by Playaplaya July 24, 2022
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san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017
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The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.
by Brsw July 17, 2023
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Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.
p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!
by N8H January 17, 2009
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Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.
That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.
by Rex Press November 22, 2010
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Hat

Hey look at that guys hat I wonder if he’s bald or if he has hair
by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019
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