The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
by Playaplaya July 24, 2022

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

by Brsw July 17, 2023

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.
by N8H January 17, 2009

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.
by Rex Press November 22, 2010

by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019
