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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet
by Vampirejerk May 20, 2023
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What I'm into

No, hay.
Hym "Hey, you assholes knowing what I'm into is not you mind controlling me into fucking somone. Ok? And POLY means your wife is still getting humped to don't count all your chickens before they hatch, alright?:
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone

Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
by Death Menace September 16, 2023
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I'm on gps

When you're on house arrest.
Hey John lets go out and function.
I can't Jimmy I'm on gps
by The.More.You.Know April 19, 2018
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i'm a lady

invented in a west yorkshire school,
is a good ice-breaker in conversation
by J November 30, 2004
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