Human milkshake 

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

Human milkshake by ..ms.. April 5, 2023

human lance 

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

human lance by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023

human furniture 

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.

He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.

human furniture by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023

human or not

the humanornot.ai website, an online game in which you chat with an ai bot or an actual human person and you have 2 minutes to guess, is it a robot or a person?

- yo you know that human or not website?
- yeaaahh it's so cool

human or not by stysan May 13, 2023

Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.

"I fucking hate humans" -Earth

Human by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit

Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."

Human by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023

HuMaN

Best Roblox YouTuber

HuMaN is epic

HuMaN by LOLkanishk1000 June 15, 2023