Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.
Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
by cumslut collector October 18, 2020
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Get the Ethanmug. A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.
by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021
Get the Ethan miesmug. Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.
I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.
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Get the Ethanmug.