a skinny little bitch who’s deeply in love with ashlee but he fucked joanne so she don’t like him and he also has ugly glasses and is a whore. fuck you dylan
by dyldo_is_a_whore March 5, 2022
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by BlackGIzzy March 6, 2022
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan Theory states that a person has an extremely low spawn rate and zero enemies. When they does appear, they exists in a state where nothing bad targets them and conflict simply refuses to garner towards the person.
They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
by omega.omnia January 11, 2026
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