dried cum

Your semen when it dries.

I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.

by bitcoinetc September 2, 2018

Cum Dungeon

A dungeon for feeding your little cumsluts daddy's love juice.

John: Hey Chad, how's the basement coming along?
Chad: It's not a basement, i'm building a Cum Dungeon
John: What the fuck

by mr. plague doctor November 7, 2019

Cum Creek

Masturbating on ones own chest resulting in the semen traveling downward and landing in ones own belly button

By the time I had finished jerking off I realized there was a cum creek on my body.

by カナヒナタ May 2, 2019

crab cum

when a crab jurks off

my pet crab is crab cum

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

Cum eagle

As you are doing a girl doggy style and right when you are about to cum, you tape your crotch to her ass, stand straight and open your arms saying a different girls name. As you are cumming in her, start singing the USA anthem and hold as long as you can before she gives up and starts aswell.

Yesterday, i tried the cum eagle with my girlfriend. Even her parents started to singing. So patriotic!!!

by Julio Resende April 5, 2018

Cum curtain

When you have a sex session with your partner so many times and blow your load and they don't clean out. It creates a build of cum in front of testicles hanging down from dong, creating a cum curtain

Man we fucked so much I ended up with a cum curtain

by Rawdawgger 20 June 24, 2017

Cum Lover

If you feel a man break away from you after sex, even after he’s been telling you beautiful things, then you’ve been with a “Cum Lover.”

He’s your lover when he’s about to cum, but when he’s not charged up sexually, he doesn’t have those same feelings.

Pay attention to what a man says over the course of a day when you’re not having sex. Men's real feelings come out after the sex.

He seemed so into me and affectionate but I haven't heard from him since we had sex last week...
...Girl, he's just a Cum Lover and hollers at you when he wants sex.

by porcelain_dame May 6, 2018