Red Velvet Butter cream

The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.

megan fox has RED VELVET Butter CREAM

by laxx December 4, 2010

beer and ice cream run

A quick trip to the grocery or convenient store for any manner of junk food, such as ingredients needed for dip for a football game.

Guy 1: We don't have enough cheese to make dip!
Guy 2: Time for a beer and ice cream run.

by Harushionu October 29, 2007

Cream Cheese Incident of '09

(n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.

Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)

by dancestherajca46 September 6, 2009

Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

by I like coffee March 30, 2008

Ice Cream Paint Job

Boston Cream donut with no chocolate on top

I want a box of Ice Cream Paint Jobs and one large coffee please with cream on the inside.

by babie bear November 6, 2009

Cream Cheese Money

1. A good very susceptible to being stolen by aliens breaking into your house.
2. A song by grand buffet.

Man, aliens broke into my house last night, they broke my fishtank, pancaked my wife, and my cream cheese money, all gone!

by Gregg Aiuto January 21, 2010

Vanilla Ice cream

A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks

Omg Phil, you're a vanilla ice cream

by Fadd98 June 12, 2018