Jake

A dude with a small penis looks at girls named silly wonka

Wow what a Jake
His pp is so small

by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020

Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!

Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!

by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021

Jake

Most have autism likes children to much and looks special with his hair and he needs a hair cut

The doctors have different name for autism its jake

by Poisyaaaing November 13, 2019

jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 7, 2019

Jake

Funny, annoying, dumb, most likely gay but doesn’t know it, dude that has a lot of female friends

“Ew, did you see Jake?”

by BbyBro October 27, 2019

Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh

Yo ur like jake

by Anya fit November 11, 2019

Jake

Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."

Damn Jake is actually getting work, what a bitch

by Kieranscock December 7, 2021