Toosh Douche = A man who enjoys performing beastiality acts while watching band of brothers (Taylor Ellis)
by The Golden Child of magic February 13, 2010
Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.
Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
by Rebel54x October 11, 2011
The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.
by CMD-1537 February 05, 2010
One who orders a pizza in a computer lab and does not give anyone a piece, and eats a whole one himself. Then, plays annoying top 40 hits and makes out with his ugly girlfriend. He is usually an ugly pretentious fat guy, with greasy hair and he wears really weird girl pajamas to school.
Katy: So, that annoying guy was in here for four hours, playing loud top 40 hits and eating an entire pizza for himself in front of everybody, and making out with his ugly girlfriend.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
by zeis hall April 22, 2011
A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*
by Holly M S May 10, 2010
by Gabrielle December 25, 2003
1. A juicy liquid that comes out of the douche bag after usage. Usually drunk in pint or half pint glasses and it tastes great.
by BiLzA July 06, 2006