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Asshole

Person 1 Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Person 2 You're an asshole
by Boogereater69 November 27, 2020
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Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes
by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018
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The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
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THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE

LITERAL DEFINITION:

Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.

Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.

FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:

There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!

Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
I will just now and I am ready to give a loving lASSHOLE KISS as my mouth naturally applies closing all the way around YOUR ASSHOLE and I lovingly begin the ASSHOLE LOVE MAKING tasting the ASSHOLE real well as I discharge air as it goes naturally inside as the sensual sound it makes as I just THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE and wait.

THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.

I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.

You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN

ASSHOLE .
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021
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Asshole

I have an asshole
by Bannsaip December 26, 2020
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asshole

by graysonh818 November 10, 2021
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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.
by pettibzb November 23, 2011
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